Monday, August 10, 2009

ALASAN KU ALASAN MU JUA

Hari ni kelas start petang. Kelas pagi tak de. Rilex rilex je aku bangun lambat. Siap bleh pekena kopi 3 in 1 cicah biskut gula lagi.

Aku datang dengan Asignment yang tak sempat siap. Aku bukan malas nak buat, tapi kurang rajin. Sempat siap skit je. Aku kene buat interior design atas kertas A3. Tapi Tak pe. Alasan memang aku dah reka awal awal mase minum kopi pagi tadi.

Sampai ke kelas, lecturer aku tanya kenape tak siap. Aku bagitau dia aku ade 7 alasan kenape aku tak siap. Dia senang hati nak dengar alasan alasan aku.

ALASAN KENAPA ASIGNMENT TAK SIAP

1) Di ganggu makhluk halus
2) Pergaduhan antara Goku dan Bezita berlangsung secara live depan rumah sewa
3) Maria Ozawa ajak dinner kat Restauran Nasi Ayam Mencongkam
4) Jiran sebelah mengadu kat rumah sewa kami yang kereta Waja dia bleh berukar jadi Tranformers, jadi dia suruh kami siasat
5) Asignment yang dah siap dilarikan anjing
6) Dania Danielle ajak karaoke
7) Pensil dan pen saya di makan cicak

"Encik pilih je alasan mana yang sesuai, pilih satu jadi lah, nanti pilih banyak banyak macam tipu plak," aku kasi advise berguna kat dia.

Lecturer aku pergi kat pintu bilik darjah, menyangkung, pastu menangis...

50 comments:

Rafeeqa Ruslan said...

Nombor 7 siot je.

♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛ said...

Kalau aku..aku pilih yang ke-5..

mengerikan dan haram pula~ hahaha~

Pais Mais said...

-Feeqa Ruslan ©
macam haram kan..

-ZARA 札拉
itu blom lagi dilarikan khinzir.

Precious said...

Tu ler, ko punyer header ganas sangat daaa ...

TerubukMasin said...

gua rasa pas ni pasti lectrr lu jdi gila..

qishie said...

aik setan pun kena kacau dengan makhluk halus?

:p

Paan Ovrtd said...

Qish : Belum kena lantik la, ngok! Ko apa tau!

Pais Mais said...

-Precious
gambr je ganas.. tulisan dia jiwang ape..

-TerubukMasin
dah hampir nak gila da layan student macam haram tiap tiap hari..hahha

-qishie
makhlus halus = nyamuks da..

-Paan Tanpa Adik
yeahhh!!

Amer Ikmal said...

yeahhhh!

Rafeeqa Ruslan said...

Yeahhhh jugak!

Shahrul Tanaka said...

budak bahau memang macam ni ke?
sah kawan paan ni!

Pais Mais said...

-Amer Ikmal
yeahh!!

-Feeqa Ruslan ©
mende pe yang yeahh..kasi makan cicak kang!!

-Lionel Azry
budak bahau hebat hebat..lu mane tau!!

.ellnadj. said...

bole gune nih time2 emergency...

Pais Mais said...

.ella ainnadjla.
huisshhh..mesti guna!!!

JIMMY ASMARA said...

"pensil dan pen saya jatuh lobang tandas"

lagi hebat alasan itu..

GUA rasa confirm lectrer LU giler babinya!

Shahrul Tanaka said...

tahi la pais!

Cik Cookie said...

Suka no 3.Nnt Cik Cookie ajak mkn ns ayam mancongkam.kita order yg crunchy.extra soup.

qishie said...

budak bahau tinggi berapa?

ekekekeke

sharamli said...

alasan macam bdk tadika

Pais Mais said...

-JIMMY ASMARA
hahah.. lecturer gua memang da gila.haha

-Lionel Azry
tahi ku tahi mu jua

-cookie devine
huh nasi dia melekat, sup rase cendawan, ayam garing2 asyik.. kasi time and hari je.. haha

-qishie
soklan hangat tu!!

-sharamli
haha.. macm budak budak sangt ke?

mirachantek said...

alasan kau mmg mantap. aku suka! kau bagilah aku alasan2 bernas ni lagi ya. haha betul, aku suka!

mirachantek said...

oh,aku ikut kau nnt k

Pais Mais said...

-mirachantek
cantek!! buka kamus dewn bahasa page 35.. ade bnyk alasan yang lebih bernas!!

farah said...

waa,
alasan bukan main lagi.

:D

salam singgah.
pertama kali di blog ini.

:)

Pais Mais said...

-farah
welcome!! alasan mase sekolah dlu. hahah

qishie said...

haha...berani jawab la!

:p

Pais Mais said...

qishie
sok la aku jawab.. hahah

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